2013 Tour duh Hash is upon us. What is it you ask? It's your opportunity to hash with every kennel in the DC area! For the past 6 years we've done a true "gathering of the clans" and visited every kennel day after day until we'd run them all. We learned some new songs, ran trails in places we'd never have seen otherwise, down-downed a lot of beers, and met a hell of a lot of new hashers - many of whom we still see at Full Moons and other local and not-so-local hash events. So check your calendars and your work schedules - take some time off so that you can hit them all or as many of them as you can. Your liver may regret it, but you certainly won't!  See us in Harrier Magazine - an article on the 2012 Tour! Click on the image to view the article - you might be in it!! Published in the December 2012 edition of Harrier Magazine. Here is a subscription link to the digital edition: www.harriermagazine.com/subscriptions/. For a complete schedule of the Tour duh Hash, see below. Remember, always refer to the website of the home kennel for specific location, directions, and last minute changes!!   Date  Kennel Time/Day Location 14-Jun Full Moon Fri 7pm Alexandria, fountain by King St and 1800 Diagonal Rd 15-Jun Mount Vernon Sat 10am Springfield, Park n Ride at 9200 Old Keene Mill Rd 16-Jun Baltimore/Annapolis Sun 3pm Mt Washington Tavern, 5700 Newbury St, Baltimore 17-Jun White House Mon 630pm Arlington, Parking deck over I-66 (1301 N. Stafford) 18-Jun SHIT Tues 630pm 8699 Westwood Center Drive, Vienna 19-Jun Over the Hump Wed 630pm Old Horner Rd Commuter Lot, 13455 Telegraph Rd, Woodbridge 20-Jun Everyday is Wednesday Thurs 645pm Key Bridge/Foggy Bottom 21-Jun Charm City Fri 830pm Penn Station 22-Jun DC Harriettes and Harriers Sat 1pm Mt Vernon/Fort Hunt Park (8999 Fort Hunt Rd, Alexandria) 23-Jun Hangover Sun 10am Alexandria/Bucknell ES (6925 University Dr) 23-Jun HillBilly Sun 1169pm 6800 Richmond Hwy, Alexandria (park behind Lowe's) For map locations, go to:  Http://tinyurl.com/TDH2013     ====/====/====/=====> H4 Trail #14 Sunday 10:00 AM- June 23rd, 2013 $7.00 US A to A’ Theme: Final Day of Tour Duh Hash! The 10th of 11 Trails! Time for an epic end to the Tour. Complete Hangover at 10AM and end only steps away from the start of Hillbilly at 11:69PM. Can you finish this final back-to- back challenge??? Hare(s): This Tall to Ride, Grinding Nemo, Whale’s Vagina, Pebbles for Pussy, French Toasted, S’not Start: Bucknell Elementary School, 6925 University Drive, Alexandria, VA 22302 (Back/Side Parking Lot actually closer to Canterbury Ln and Stanford Dr intersection) On On On Brunch: Snacks, Beer and Brunch Beverages at ON IN We will not be having a full brunch as many will be attending HbH3 directly after circle. Brunch Specials: See above Parking: Plenty of free parking on University, Canterbury Ln, etc as well as in the back parking lot of the school. Metro Accessibility: Short cab ride from Huntington Metro or a little over 2 miles for those hard core enough to jog/walk. D'Erections: From Beltway: Take Hwy 1 South, make a left on Memorial Drive, this will turn into Mary Baldwin Dr. Make a right on University Drive. You will see the school on your left and follow road (will turn into Canterbury Ln) around the building to find the rear parking lot. Or just use GPS/Maps and go to back. Shiggy Rating: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking) Duck- 9 Eagle- 8 (Super Eagle? 9) Turkey- 6 Penguin- 6 Trail Length (Approx): Duck- 7 mi Eagle- 6 mi Turkey- 5 mi Penguin- 3 mi Dog Friendly: Yes but pretty tough and not advised in heat on longer trails. Stroller Friendly: Not really More Info: What the Duck? Yes, there is a Duck trail. This is a split off of Eagle. As Duck implies, be ready to swim!!! No worries, you will be rewarded! Some nosey neighbors are apparently trying to block our usage of the Super Eagle cut-through park exit, but if you are up to it, this can still be done. Just be prepared and bring your Crisco! Super Eagle will have barbed trip wire, you will touch poison ivy and there is a significant fall risk!!! If that sounds like fun on a Sunday morning, follow the fence on your left and be our guest! If nothing else, it will be memorable! Otherwise, there are plenty of other route options to wake you up, help you kill that hangover and start working on another one before HbH3. This trail has a bit of everything. Bring a dry bag. Bag vehicle will be provided. On "Day of Rest... Duck That!" On ====/====/====/=====> What: Hillbilly Trail 238 and the last leg of the 2013 Tour Duh Hash When: 23 June, 2013 @ 1169 (aka 1209) / Hares away 1230-ish / Pack away 1245-ish Where: 6800 Richmond Hwy, Alexandria, VA – go to the rear parking lot of the Southgate Shopping Center Map Link Hash Cash: $15 Hares: Show up and find out Extra Info: If you intend to make it to the HbH3 trail, you might want to reconsider doing the extra long H4 trail. While we’re inclined to delay start time, we aren’t going to wait all day. Bring the usual stuff (bug spray, ivy block, extra shoes and clothes for the end, extra liver, DD, etc.). The short trail is not stroller friendly, but it is tough kid and dog friendly. There will be a cookout at the end with yummy food provided by Cosmo Made You Cum. D’Erections: From Western Hillbilly Land (aka Fro’ Ro’ and Winchester) Take I-66 EAST to I-495 SOUTH Take exit 177A-B for US 1 toward Alexandria/Ft Belvoir? Take exit 177A to merge onto U.S. 1 S toward Ft Belvoir? Turn right onto Southgate Dr Park in the rear From Northern Hillbilly Land (aka Harpers Ferry, WV) Head west on Washington St toward Mc Dowell St? Turn left onto Union St? Turn left onto US-340 N Turn right onto State Route 671/Harpers Ferry Rd? Turn left onto VA-9 E/Charles Town Pike? Turn left to merge onto VA-7 E/Harry Byrd Hwy? Merge onto VA-267 E/Dulles Greenway via the ramp to Dulles Airport/Washington Continue to follow VA-267 E Take the exit on the left onto Dulles Access Rd? Take the exit toward I-495 S? Keep right at the fork, follow signs for Interstate 495 S/Richmond and merge onto I-495 S? Take exit 177A-B for US 1 toward Alexandria/Ft Belvoir? Take exit 177A to merge onto U.S. 1 S toward Ft Belvoir? Turn right onto Southgate Dr Find the wankers milling about in the rear. From Southern Hillbilly Land (aka Warrenton & Culpeper) Take US-15 NORTH to I-66 EAST Then, follow d’erections for Western Hillbilly Land From Eastern Hillbilly Land (aka Alexandria-ish) If you live this close and can’t figure it out, that’s Hash Darwinism for ya’. ====/====/====/=====> and we're done!!! QUESTIONS?: Contact or DCfullmoonh3@gmail.com =======================================================   So who managed to do them all? Well, here it is - a single consolidated list that goes all the way back to 2007. If you notice any mistakes, errors, or omissions, email JackOff Lantern at mdrunner00@yahoo.com. 2007 Tour du Hash - 14 Finishers Motor Mouth Running Bare Bob Loblaw And Hows Her Bush Daffy Fuck Saskatchewsnatch Spinal Tap 3rd Base Cooch Nasty Gash Hasher Humper Flaming Unit Jr. JackOff Lantern A Sal My Ass Cocktoberfest         2008 Tour duh Hash - 33 Finishers Mr. Magoo Running Bare  Nuclear Jism Mellow Foreskin Cheese Spinal Tap  She Fingered Me Motor Mouth  Hasher Humper  Eat Your Vegetables Saskatchewsnatch  Cum Dumpling Double Ohhh Positive Snap Crackle Poop Poop Weiner Please Step Away Shamrock Your Cock Blank Shot Up the Ass Tour duh Whore Bob Loblaw  No Name N'Yet Coin Operated And Hows Her Bush  Silver Spooge Blow Jack Follow the Bleeder Porn to Fail 3 Holer 1 Girl, 2 Cups Slurpee Wookin' Pa Nub Legs Over Easy  Tooth Fairy  JackOff Lantern        2009 Tour duh Hash - 30 Finishers French Toasted Cherry Poppins All the Way In Stuffed In My Box No Child Left Behind Hand 2 Hand Cumbat For Sale or Rent Slit Lightning My Ass Speaks Fartsi And Hows Her Bush  Cum Dumpling Just David D. FeyLAY! Beaver Receiver Dragnut Follow the Bleeder  Sweet Cheeks Tooth Fairy  Motor Mouth  Bob Loblaw  Slurpee  Porn to Fail  Running Bare  Wooin' Pa Nub  Gladiater 1 Girl, 2 Cups  Tour duh Whore  Saskatchewsnatch  Slip Knot JackOff Lantern        2010 Tour duh Hash - 25 Finishers Wreath Around FeyLAY!  Bob Loblaw  All The Way In  Clean Up Aisle 3 Running Bare  JackOff Lantern  And Hows Her Bush  Hasher Humper  Jose CuerHo No Child Left Behind  Spinal Tap  Herpicles Film @ 11 Tour duh Whore  Follow the Bleeder  French Toasted  Standard Deviant 1 Girl, 2 Cups  Smater than Daddy Sour Snatch My Rubber Back Under 25 to Ride Gladiater  Just Linda     Air Spanker One       2011 Tour duh Hash - 27 Finishers 3-Holer All The Way In  And How's Her Bush  Ass2Mouth Canned Pussy Deer Penthouse Dustballs Fag Whore FatBoy Slim FeyLAY  Film @11  Flounder Pounder French Toasted  Ginger Snatch Hasher Humper  JackOff Lantern  Louisville Sucker Mother Chalker Patent Pounding Read Between the Slime Running Bare  Snap, Crackle, Poop Sour Snatch  Spinal Tap  Under 25 to Ride  Wreath Around  ZZ Bottom III       2012 Tour duh Hash - 33 Finishers 3 Holer Forever Virgin Pebbles for Pussy And Hows Her Bush French Toasted Pump n' Dump Ass Spelunker Mr. Hed Fag Whore Backed Up Pipes Grinding Nemo TH'ANG! Bobbin-for-Buttplugs I'll Take a Stiff One The Cockadile Hunter Wreathe Around ZZ Bottom the Third The Whore of Sarajevo Cheese Jizz Jackoff Lantern Two Fuck Me and Beyond Deer Penthouse Lube Nazi Under 25 to Ride Foreskin Bloody Foreskin Friends Don't Let Friends F*ck Fat Chicks Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF Downward Facing Doggie Style Please Step Away from the Whores Possession of Swollen Goods Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack Sour Snatch Your Rubber Back I'm Not Gay, I Just Like it in the Ass For the history of the Tour duh Hash, click HERE!