Tour duh Hash

2012 Tour duh Hash is almost upon us. What is it you ask? It's your opportunity to hash with every kennel in the DC area! For the past 5 years we've done a true "gathering of the clans" and visited every kennel day after day until we'd run them all. We learned some new songs, ran trails in places we'd never have seen otherwise, down-downed a lot of beers, and met a hell of a lot of new hashers - many of whom we still see at Full Moons and other local and not-so-local hash events.

So check your calendars and your work schedules - take some time off so that you can hit them all or as many of them as you can. Your liver may regret it, but you certainly won't!

Here's our 2012 schedule:

Date	Kennel	Time/Day	Cost	Location
15-Jun	Charm City	Fri 7pm	5	tbd
16-Jun	Mount Vernon	Sat 10am	8	tbd
17-Jun	Baltimore/Annapolis	Sun 3pm	6	tbd
18-Jun	White House	Mon 7pm	5	tbd
19-Jun	SHIT	Tues 630pm	5	tbd
20-Jun	Over the Hump	Wed 7pm	5	tbd
21-Jun	Everyday is Wednesday	Thurs 645pm	5	tbd
22-Jun	Red Tent	Fri 7pm	5	tbd
23-Jun	DC Harriettes and Harriers	Sat 3pm	8	tbd
24-Jun	HillBill	Sun 1269pm	5	tbd

So who managed to do them all? Well, here it is - a single consolidated list that goes all the way back to 2007. If you notice any mistakes, errors, or omissions, email JackOff Lantern at mdrunner00@yahoo.com.

2007 Tour du Hash - 14 Finishers
Motor Mouth Running Bare Bob Loblaw
And Hows Her Bush Daffy Fuck Saskatchewsnatch
Spinal Tap 3rd Base Cooch Nasty Gash
Hasher Humper Flaming Unit Jr. JackOff Lantern
A Sal My Ass Cocktoberfest

2008 Tour duh Hash - 33 Finishers
Mr. Magoo Running Bare ** Nuclear Jism
Mellow Foreskin Cheese Spinal Tap ** She Fingered Me
Motor Mouth ** Hasher Humper ** Eat Your Vegetables
Saskatchewsnatch ** Cum Dumpling Double Ohhh Positive
Snap Crackle Poop Poop Weiner Please Step Away
Shamrock Your Cock Blank Shot Up the Ass Tour duh Whore
Bob Loblaw ** No Name N'Yet Coin Operated
And Hows Her Bush ** Silver Spooge Blow Jack
Follow the Bleeder Porn to Fail 3 Holer
1 Girl, 2 Cups Slurpee Wookin' Pa Nub
Legs Over Easy Tooth Fairy JackOff Lantern **

2009 Tour duh Hash - 30 Finishers
French Toasted Cherry Poppins All the Way In
Stuffed In My Box No Child Left Behind Hand 2 Hand Cumbat
For Sale or Rent Slit Lightning My Ass Speaks Fartsi
And Hows Her Bush *** Cum Dumpling ** Just David D.
FeyLAY! Beaver Receiver Dragnut
Follow the Bleeder ** Sweet Cheeks Tooth Fairy **
Motor Mouth *** Bob Loblaw *** Slurpee **
Porn to Fail ** Running Bare *** Wooin' Pa Nub **
Gladiater 1 Girl, 2 Cups ** Tour duh Whore **
Saskatchewsnatch *** Slip Knot JackOff Lantern ***

2010 Tour duh Hash - 25 Finishers
Wreath Around FeyLAY! ** Bob Loblaw ****
All The Way In ** Clean Up Aisle 3 Running Bare ****
JackOff Lantern **** And Hows Her Bush **** Hasher Humper ***
Jose CuerHo No Child Left Behind ** Spinal Tap ***
Herpicles Film @ 11 Tour duh Whore ***
Follow the Bleeder *** French Toasted ** Standard Deviant
1 Girl, 2 Cups *** Smarter than Daddy Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
Under 25 to Ride Gladiater ** Just Linda
Air Spanker One
** Completed 2 Tours
*** Completed 3 Tours
**** Completed 4 Tours

For the history of the Tour duh Hash, click HERE!