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Here's our 2009 schedule:

Date

Kennel

Time

Location

6/13

Mount Vernon

10am Saturday

Van Dorn Metro

6/14

Baltimore/ Annapolis

3pm Sunday

College Park

6/15

White House

7pm Monday

Silver Spring

6/16

SHIT

7pm Tuesday

Springfield

6/17

Great Falls

7pm Wednesday

Vienna

6/18

Everyday is Wednesday

7pm Thursday

Eisenhower Ave

6/19

Full mOOn

7pm Friday

Catholic University

6/20

Harriettes and Harriers

3pm Saturday

Seneca Creek S.P. Gaithersburg

6/21

Over the Hump

2pm Sunday  

Woodbridge VRE

 

Tour duh Hash

The 2009 DC Tour duh Hash is almost upon us!!  For those of you who still have your livers, you may remember last year’s Tour.  Better than the Tour de France, the Tour duh Hash cruises through the DC Area’s hash kennels – hitting 9 different hashes in 9 days!  This year, we’ll get started early on Saturday, June 13th with a trail hosted by Mount Vernon – and hared by last year’s TdH virgin – Tour duh Whore.  We’ll then head out to College Park for BAH3, to Silver Spring for WH4, then around to the Virginia side of the beltway for a SHITty trail.  And Hows Her Bush will host for Great Falls on Wednesday night, EWH3 will bring us back inside the beltway at Eisenhower Avenue , followed by WoWo and Crafty haring for Full mOOn at Catholic University .  We’ll finish up the tour with a DCH4 trail and picnic on Saturday, and finally limp over the finish line on Sunday with an OTH3 trail in Woodbridge .

 This year, in order to track your participation in the Tour, Full mOOn will be issuing “TdH Passports”.  As you check in for each leg of the Tour, you will present your passport to Hash Cash who will then conduct a thorough body cavity search* and rifle through your personal belongings** before allowing you to cross the border to their hashing territory.

 *Full mOOn not responsible for the extent of the body cavity search.  Participate at your own risk/pleasure.

**Hash Cash may elect to confiscate any material they find “suspicious”.  Bribery is appreciated/ expected.

 So – do you think you can slurrrvive all 9 hashes?  Can you make it to every one of them?  Last year, 33 of us did!  What with the state of the economy, you won’t find a better deal for your entertainment dollar than at a hash.  Come for one trail, try to make as many as you can, or run them all, you’ll have a great time and meet hashers that you wouldn’t normally get to know.  There’s not a better place to hash in the world that has as much variety and tradition, or as many dedicated hashers and beautiful harriettes, as in Washington DC .  Come out to the Tour duh Hash and find out why!

For the history of the Tour duh Hash, click HERE!

 


6/13 Mount Vernon 

Mount Vernon Hash #1159
10:00 AM  -  June 13th, 2009

$5.00 US

 Hares:   Tour duh Whore, Pay Per View, Porn to Fail, FeyLAY!

 Theme:  Kick-Off of the Tour duh Hash - The Tour duh Whore Virgin Sacrifice

 Start:     Van Dorn Street Metro Daily Parking Lot (Blue Line), Alexandria, VA

 Directions:  Get yourself to I-95 in Alexandria... 

 From MD and points north:

Take I-95 South to Exit 173 Van Dorn Street.  At the light, make a left onto Van Dorn St.  Go to the bottom of the hill and make a right onto Eisenhower Ave.  At the next light, make a left onto Metro Rd, Van Dorn Metro will be on your right.  Park at the 2nd entrance to Van Dorn Metro.

 From Woodbridge and points south:

Take I-95 North to Exit 173 Van Dorn Street.  At the light, make  a left onto Van Dorn St.  Go to the bottom of the hill and make a right onto Eisenhower Ave.  At the next light, make a left onto Metro Rd, Van Dorn Metro will be on your right.  Park at the 2nd entrance to Van Dorn Metro.

 From Tysons Corner

Take I-495 to I-95 North, Take I-95 North to Exit 173 Van Dorn Street.  At the light, make  a left onto Van Dorn St.  Go to the bottom of the hill and make a right onto Eisenhower Ave.  At the next light, make a left onto Metro Rd, Van Dorn Metro will be on your right.  Park at the 2nd entrance to Van Dorn Metro.

Metro: 

Blue Line to Van Dorn Street Station.   When you cum out into the parking area, go to the rear parking lot and look for people who don't belong there...

If you haven't figure it out yet, we're starting at the Van Dorn Street Metro.....

Dog factor:   On walkers, but leave them at home ‘cause it’s too hot/humid for the pooches!

Stroller factor: Walkers trail only.

Miscellaneous:  A to B,  Bag Vehicle provided.  (We'll get some car relay's back to the Metro right after trail for people to pick up their cars...)

We have a two fantastic trails, a stroller friendly walkers trails and a very dry, short, not so stroller friendly, Ummmmm, how should wee put this...?, easier than falling off a bike...  runners trails.   We've heard on the news that there will be a total eclipse of the sun on the day of the hash and set to occur at  just about the time the pack sets out! Make sure EVERYONE (Including the walkers) brings a headlamp, flashlight, and in some cases, maybe a searchlight! !!  When it gets dark, we want you to find your way...  If you are a runner and plan to bring a dog/stroller, please see the Hares prior to the start for special instructions. ..

 PI is in HIGH abundance on trails so protect yourself as you feel you need to...  

 On-On-On:

Tour duh Whore's house (5951 Franconia Rd, Alex, Va)  Parking on the sides of Em Street, adjacent to the house or anywhere along Villa Street (One block East on Franconia Rd). 


6/14 Baltimore/ Annapolis 

Tour-Duh-Hash #1111 - At Your Cervix
Sunday, June 14 2009, 8:00am - 5:00pm

WHAT- 2nd stop of the Tour duh Hash,  BAH3's 1111th hash & Flag Day

WHEN- Sunday, June 14th @ 3:00pm      pack is away @ 3:15pm

WHERE- College Park Metro station  East parking lot (NOT garage)

HARES- the beautiful Velvet Vulva & not as beautiful At Your Cervix

COST- $6.00 (US dollars)

TYPE- A-B, bag vehicles provided

DRYBAG- Yes (emphatically)

TRAIL NOTES- walkers trail is stroller friendly  and animal friendly (on leashes)  runners trail- given the proximity of  heavily traveled roads, multiple water crossings & leash laws, its not a good idea. Animals are not allowed at the On-after.

D'ERECTIONS:

          SUBWAY- College Park Metro station- East parking lot under a big tree 

        DRIVING- take Rte. 95 into the great state of Maryland to Exit 23 (RTE. 201) head south 2.3 miles (towards Bladensburg) turn right onto Piney Branch Parkway proceed 0.7 mile & turn left onto River Road go 0.2 mile & turn right into Metro Park-n-Ride look for hashers in the shade under the big tree

ON-AFTER- Thirsty Turtle 7416 Baltimore Avenue (Rte.1) College Park, Md. 20740

HARES CELL # (301) 807-4822

6/15 White House 
Hash 1251 – June 15, 2009 -- 6:30pm – Silver Spring, MD

Hares:  Tooth Fairy, Slurpee, Late Nite Drive Thru, and Ass Splunker

Cost: $5

Start:  Silver Spring Metro 8400 Colesville Road Silver Spring, MD 20910

D-erections: 

Metro:  Why drive when you can metro?  Take the red line to Silver Spring.  Walk outside metro and follow markings to start.

Driving: There are about 100 different ways to get to Silver Spring metro.  It is best to just type into Google maps or your GPS the Silver Spring metro address at 8400 Colesville Road, Silver Spring, MD 20910 (or click on the tiny URL http://tinyurl.com/hash1251).  We will be starting in the plaza area right outside the metro exit.  Parking is available nearby in a few different garages pick a garage at the following link http://www.silverspringdowntown.com/transportation/parking

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A'.  Spring is here so PI is a factor.  Walkers and runners will need a change of shoes and clothes.  Trail is dog friendly but not stroller friendly. 

OnOnOn: McGinty's Public House 911 Ellsworth Drive Silver Spring, MD 20910 

http://tinyurl.com/McGintys

Specials:  $4.00 Sam Adams Seasonal and Lager

6/16 SHIT 

Trail #365: Franconia-Springfied , VA
June 16, 2009

Basically the only thing that our SH*Tty Hare Raiser has done this year is obsess about how to top last year's SH*Tty Tour Duh Hash trail.  Personally I think he wasted his time. Last year's trail was superb but who am I to judge.

Hares:
Fire in the Cornhole and B*tch Where My Money?
Location:
Trail 365

6348 Walker Lane Alexandria, VA 22310

Start is in Springfield although it technically is Alexandria

On-On-On:
Lucky’s Sports Theatre and Grille 7027 Manchester Blvd Alexandria, VA 22310
Trail #365: Franconia-Springfied , VA
For more details click here!

6/17 Great Falls 

GREAT FALLS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS (GFH3)

5TH LEG OF THE 2009 TOUR DUH HASH

 

And… now… for ALL OF YOU WHO DON’T LIVE IN THE CENTER OF GREAT FALLS…

 

HERE ARE “YOUR” DIRECTIONS!!

 

 

Great Falls Hash House Harriers – Trail No: 1478

 

Date: Wednesday, June 17, 2009

 

Hare(s):  And How's Her Bush (Little Wicky TuTu), Eff The Trail, Wookin' Pa Nub and No Name N’Yet

Theme (if any): Fifth Leg of the DC Area 2009 Tour d’Hash

 

Cost: Since I’m against ALL rules and regulations… For the price of $5.00 you will get: Trail… Beer… Wine… and some fine Grilled food at Busch’s Estate!! (Mount Vernon... eat your heart out!!)

 

Start:
AHHB’s Estate: 410 Fellini Court,
Vienna, VA 22180

(Parking available on Fellini Court or off of Ninovan Street. Please be kind to my neighbors… the have shotguns!!)

Directions:

From the Beltway…
Get yourself to the Beltway (I-495). Take EXIT 47B-A for the Route 7, Leesburg Pike, West. Continue on Route 7, Leesburg Pike, West through Tysons Corner and take the EXIT for Route 123, Chain Bridge Road south toward Vienna. Continue on Route 123, Chain Bridge Road (which turns into Maple Avenue) and take a LEFT onto Park Street. Go to the first “stop sign” and turn LEFT onto Monroe Avenue. Go to the first “stop sign” and turn RIGHT onto Ninovan Road then take your first LEFT onto Fellini Court. My house will be the one directly at the end of the court. If you drive into my living room, you’ve gone too far. Back up and park in the cul-de-sac!!

 

Otherwise… if you’re cumming from the North:

You can take Route 66, West towards Front Royal. Take the EXIT for Nutley Street… (first exit outside of the beltway) and take a RIGHT onto Nutley Street. Take a RIGHT at the second light onto Tapawingo Road. Continue on Tapawingo Road for appox. 1.4 miles. You will go through five or six stop signs… the last being at the intersection with Park Street. Continue on Tapawingo Road and take a LEFT onto Ninovan Road and then your first RIGHT onto Fellini Court. My house will be the one directly at the end of the court. If you drive into my living room, you’ve gone too far. Back up and park in the cul-de-sac!!

 

Notes:
Live A to A trail. If you want we can lock your hash bag in some random virgin's car & then loose said virgin on trail!! ~ Okay… that happened at a S.H.*.T. trial!! Otherwise… it’s a AHHB (aka… “Little Wicky TuTu) trail… expect anything and everything!!

 

Stroller Friendly Factor: Stoller? Who needs a skinkin’ stoller!!

Dog Friendly Factor: If it’s nice out… bring the puppies, but if it’s nasty out… please leave them at home. AND bring you own stinkin’ poopie bags!!

And Finally… as usual, bring dry clothes and shoes. Bag vehicle is not needed.

 

“Little Wicky TuTu” aka… AHHB (Or… “Busch In Bev” for short!!)

6/18 Everyday is Wednesday 

EWH3 Hash #536: Tour duh Hash

Where: Eisenhower Ave Metro - Yellow Line.  Follow the chalk.

When: Jun 18, 2009 - 6:45pm. Pack away at 7:15pm leaving you to run with your bag.

Hares: Edgar Allan Ho, Blows a Tranny, Obeastiologist, Put It Out and Mannipple Lickter

OnOnOn: Ruby Tuesdays
210 Swamp Fox Road

Specials:  $3 Draft of the day
$4 Sangria
$5 cocktail of the day
 
Notes:
A-A, Bring dry shoes/clothes, headlamps and water wings/floaties. Moderate PI risk. No poofter dogs... In fact, unless you have a Rambo kind of dog who loves water, leave him/her at home. Last train into DC leaves Eisenhower Ave at 11:36pm.

6/19 Full mOOn 

Stage 7 of the DC Tour duh Hash - Sponsored by Full mOOn Ambassadors!

WHAT: Full mOOn Hash #257 

HARES:  WoWo, Crafty, Mellow Foreskin Cheese, mystery hare

WHEN: Friday, June 19th, 7pm.  

WHERE: Catholic University Metro

HOW MUCH: Cost: $20 will get you LIVE trail, camaraderie, beer, fellowship, and a little bar food and drink at the OnOnOn (until we run out of money or get thrown out).  The Library will have a DJ spinning tunes for our enjoyment.

APRES: The Library
3514 12th St NE
Washington, DC 20007

D'eRECTIONS:  If riding the metro, suggested, go the the Brookland / Catholic University stop on the red line, http://www.wmata.com/rail/station_detail.cfm?station_id=27 ,  exit away from the University, and look for wankers circling up in the grassy area near 10th and Otis. Hares are away at xxx0hrs, pack hot on their tail 15 minutes later. 
If you are driving use the inter-tubes and find your way up there.  Be aware that there are a couple speed cameras in the Catholic University area, watch your speed, or pay your tithe to "the man".

6/20 Harriettes and Harriers 

Saturday, 20 June 2009, registration starting at 2PM, pack away at 3 PM or thereabouts
DCH4 Hash #1546 - This is the DCH4 Tour Duh Hash event - All local kennels welcome!
Where: Seneca Creek State Park, Gaithersburg, MD - Bluejay Pavilion
Hares: Hares: No Child Left Behind and Captain Crunch, Food mistress: FeyLAY!, Beer meister: St evie Wunderlic, Hash Cash/sign in: Count Crackula
Cost: $8
Trail: Please NO ONE under 21 to attend. We have an alcohol permit and don't want it getting revoked in t he middle of the hash. If you are in your 20's bring an ID that you can show to the State Trooper.

No pets allowed at the Bluejay Pavilion. There are modern restroom facilities available near the pavilion.
Click here for detailed directions to the hash.

6/21 Over the Hump 

Trail for 6/21 will start at the Woodbridge VRE station.
Hares away at 2pm - and we really mean it!
 
Directions
Take 95 south to exit 161 (left exit) for Route 1 South
Stay on Route 1 for 2 miles including crossing Occoquan River
Left at light onto Dawson Beach Road
Left at next light onto Express Drive
VRE station is on the left, park in surface lot past the garage.
 
Hares: 14Karat Cock, Air Spanker One, Dual Airbags, Little Big Man

Notes: Cost is $5.00, Kids $3.00 However, Sunday's trail will NOT be family friendly so we recommend leaving the impressionable ones at home. It will be hot, dogs are not recommended to run at 2 pm in the afternoon and they will not be allowed at the on on on.

Bag vehicle will be provided. Bug spray, IV block, technu, sun tan lotion, all recommended. Some combination of deet and SPF may take the skin right off your bones so always read directions for repellent (both sun and bug) for safety's sake. If it kills skin, it must keep bugs and PI away.
 
On On On
Electric Palm - we have the deck over the Occoquan!
12745 Sea Ray Lane (off 123/Gordon Blvd)
Woodbridge, VA


 

 

 

 

 




 

 

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